A new and dangerous radioactive element has been uncovered by radicals working on the Internet. The element has been named "Governmentium".
Governmentium has seventy six neutrons bound by a single radioactive proton and 1,236 assistant neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 1,312.
These 1,312 particles are bound by forces called morons which are, in turn, surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pee-ons and brown-noses. These opposing lepton-like forces are in perfect equilibrium which is reflected by little or no movement within the structure.
This inert quality in the element is further accentuated as it has no electrons, paradoxically it has a natural inability to bind with other Governmentium atoms.
It can be easily detected because it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. This remarkable quality of Governmentium has been measured by researchers and documents reveal that normal reactions between elements can be slowed to a halt if just a tiny quantity of Governmentium is involved.
Governmentium has a normal half life of three to four years. It was earlier believed that, unlike other radioactive materials, the core element remained intact with just the seventy six neutrons and proton being replaced or relocated in the core. Researchers have been astounded by the recent discovery of the random internal reorganisation of some morons which become neutrons - forming isodopes and, as a result, increasing the atomic mass and inert qualities of Governmentium.
This charateristic of moron, pee-on and brown-nose promotion to neutrons within this element has led researchers to the conclusion that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".
If you come across Governmentium handle with extreme care.