Maximus Horrendus - leafless variety.

(BEWARE: This ad should not be read by "greenies".)

This dead sappling has been scientifically engineered (commonly known as a chainsaw) to bring you maximum convenience in the home. The Maximus Horrendus will not drop leaves, grow through your roof or require watering. (Guess what Mum, no more wet patches on the carpet - unless you have a dog...) If you have this problem with a live dog you need to consider the surgically aware guinea fowl. The Maximus Horrendus is a steal. We cut down them healthy trees, dismember all the branches and the flogg them off to you.
If you would like to enquire about acquiring the mass produced Maximus Horrendus feel free to complete the enquiry form.
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